Date
August 11 2013
Match
Vs. Tyler Axe & Christian Carter (w/ Taufik)
(Tag Team Tournament Round 1)
Event
Sunday Reloaded
August 11 2013
Match
Vs. Tyler Axe & Christian Carter (w/ Taufik)
(Tag Team Tournament Round 1)
Event
Sunday Reloaded
The scene opens in a hotel in Phoenix, Arizona. Emi Yamamoto has just settled in her home, although she seems a little irritated by the condition of the room. There are cracks in the ceiling, there are cobwebs in the lavatory, and there is dust on all the shelves. But at least the bed was comfy, or so she thought, until she heard a spring shoot underneath her. She quickly jolts back to her feet, clearly agitated by the room. Just then, her cellphone begins to ring. She scoops it out of her pocket and looks at the photo on her phone, instantly recognizing the face...
It's the face of Taufik, Emi's upcoming tag team partner. She smiles a little before answering the call.
"Taufey!!! Hi! How's it going?"
...
"Yeah I'm alright I guess...hotel room's a little crummy though..."
...
"Well where are you at?"
...
"Well it can't be as bad as this place. I thought I heard a squeak earlier..."
...
"Nah it's okay. I've been learning to try and conquer my fears anyway. If I spider comes near me again, I'm gonna give it a karate chop!"
...
"Well after everything that's happened lately, we need to stick together, and with this tournament coming up, you need a reliable partner. I'm just making sure that I can be as reliable as possible."
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"Nah it's the least I can do. You've helped me through a lot, and I owe you. I just wish Kenji wasn't so distrustful..."
...
"He's just still unsure to trust you, considering some of the things you've done in the past. Not me though. I know you're a really nice guy, very caring, and can seriously kick some butt!"
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"Oh by the way, thanks for the birthday gift on Wednesday. I loved it!"
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"I do feel older actually! I'm 21! I'm a grown up now! No more curfews, no more being grounded, and no more drinking limit! I can drink as much as I want!!"
...
"I didn't drink that much though!"
...
"Well alright, maybe a little..."
...
"Doesn't matter anyway. What matters is that I'm a full adult now. That means that I have responsibilities now, and this Sunday, I am responsible for being your tag team partner in this tournament. I can't let you down..."
...
"Look...I know you're still upset about the whole Camilla thing. I had no idea either. But if that's her way of coping with you hanging out with friends, then quite frankly, you can do much better than her. I say leave her, but if she tries to make another move on either one of us, I'm gonna kick her head off!"
...
"No problemo! And don't worry, we've got this tag team match in the bag. I don't think our opponents are as close as us..."
There is a sudden knock on the door.
"Oops! Sorry gotta go, there's someone at the door. I'll see you at the gym later on? Don't forget to teach me that sunset flip trick thingy okay? Cool...byebye!!"
She hangs up the phone and quickly skips to the door. She opens it and greets the visitor.
"Oh, you must be the promo camera guy! Come in, just give me a minute to get ready..."
"Uhh sure, no problem hun..."
Emi welcomes the cameraman into the hotel room, who looks around with a look of disbelief.
"You're actually staying in this dump?"
"Yeah I know. It's not pleasant...but if people used it before then it must be okay..."
"Well that spider over there seems to like it..."
"What?"
Panic instantly starts to appear on her face as the cameraman points to the corner of the room, where a tiny spider is climbing up the wall.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!!"
In fright, Emi jumps into the arms of the cameraman, who manages to throw the camera onto the couch just in time to catch her. Emi begins to sob on his shoulder.
"Relax kiddo, it's just a tiny little thing. It's probably more afraid of you than it is of it..."
"That's what it wants you to think! Oh please sir, get rid of it for me please! Please! Please!!"
The man sighs before setting Emi down on the couch, next to the camera. He takes a piece of plastic from the floor and shifts the spider onto it before sliding it out of the window. Emi stands back up with a look of relief.
"Oh thank goodness you were here..."
"Anytime doll. Let's just pretend that didn't happen. Now...shall we get rolling?"
Emi nods and sets off to prepare herself, as the cameraman does the same. A few moments later, Emi is standing in front of the camera.
"Okay, we're rolling...anytime you wanna begin..."
With that said, Emi begins.
"Hey what's up MPW guys? The new and improved Emi Yamamoto here! Now I know what you're thinking. New and improved? What does that mean? Well I'll tell you. It means that I am now a 21 year old badass! That's right, no more Little Miss Butterfly, just call me Miss Butterfly from now on! I may still be the youngest member of the roster, but now that I'm a grown up like the rest of you, that doesn't make me the baby anymore! But if you keep on making fun of me then I'm gonna kick your head off!"
She sighs.
"It's a shame about everything that's happened with this whole Laila thing. Camilla, I will never forgive you for the things that you've done. But if you make another move on either me or Taufey, or anyone else I care about for that matter, then I will have no problem beating you up, and since I know who you are now, you cannot hide behind that bird of yours. You hear me? Leave us alone!!"
Another moment to catch her breath.
"But now onto current things. This tag team tournament. Another opportunity to make a name for myself in the tag team division. The last opportunity I had unfortunately did not go the way I would have liked, and the whole Cami thing is still difficult to get over, but now with Taufik by my side, I know that I cannot fail a second time. I'm not saying that it'll be as fun as the Super Shiny Tiger Twins, but Taufey has a lot of experience on his side, and he himself as held one of those shiny belts. He's even been a tag team champion before! He's a really good trainer too, and he's gonna show me how to powerbomb someone soon! The tiger twins couldn't get the job done the first time, but with the experience of Taufey, and with my new badass attitude, we cannot lose!"
Emi suddenly kicks the air.
"Bring it on Tyler Axe! You and your whole Lethal Weapon thing you got going on there. I heard that the word weapon can mean other things...including your winky...so if you think you're gonna use your winky against me then you've got another thing coming! Maybe I'll use my axe kick and chop it off! My axe is way better than your axe, and this Sunday, I'm gonna prove it!"
Behind the camera, the cameraman looks a little disturbed.
"And as for the other guy...the guy who looks like a hobo...Chris Carter I think his name is... You know, I remember you from way back when I first started. I met you a week before I made my debut, but before we could get to know each other, you just got up and left. More importantly, you walked out on my good friend Myra Pwnage. You disappeared for like ever, and now all of a sudden you come back here, looking like you've been living in the gutter, thinking that you're gonna have a shot in this tag team tournament? Well nuh uh! I won't forgive you for leaving Myra, and I'm not gonna let you have this opportunity. You want it so bad? You're gonna have to go through me and Taufey, and that isn't going to be easy. We're better than we've ever been, and we're both serious butt kickers! So go ahead! You can try and knock us off. You can even use your little weapon just like Tyler, but in the end, Taufey's gonna choke you out, and I'm gonna slice you up! And then me and Taufey are gonna go on to win those shiny belts, and there's not a thing that you two, those terror twits, those golden guys, Laila, or even Taufey can do about it! See you on Sunday guys...and prepare to lose!!"
With that said, the camera stops rolling, and Emi falls to her knees, a little exhausted after that promo. She smiles to herself however as the cameraman picks up his equipment.
"Good shoot Emi...and good luck on Sunday."
Emi gets back up and wipes the hair from her face.
"Thanks. You too!"
The cameraman nods before taking his leave. Emi suddenly looks a little bored in the silence. She then decides to go into the kitchen.
"Think I'll go make me some coffee..."
"Taufey!!! Hi! How's it going?"
...
"Yeah I'm alright I guess...hotel room's a little crummy though..."
...
"Well where are you at?"
...
"Well it can't be as bad as this place. I thought I heard a squeak earlier..."
...
"Nah it's okay. I've been learning to try and conquer my fears anyway. If I spider comes near me again, I'm gonna give it a karate chop!"
...
"Well after everything that's happened lately, we need to stick together, and with this tournament coming up, you need a reliable partner. I'm just making sure that I can be as reliable as possible."
...
"Nah it's the least I can do. You've helped me through a lot, and I owe you. I just wish Kenji wasn't so distrustful..."
...
"He's just still unsure to trust you, considering some of the things you've done in the past. Not me though. I know you're a really nice guy, very caring, and can seriously kick some butt!"
...
"Oh by the way, thanks for the birthday gift on Wednesday. I loved it!"
...
"I do feel older actually! I'm 21! I'm a grown up now! No more curfews, no more being grounded, and no more drinking limit! I can drink as much as I want!!"
...
"I didn't drink that much though!"
...
"Well alright, maybe a little..."
...
"Doesn't matter anyway. What matters is that I'm a full adult now. That means that I have responsibilities now, and this Sunday, I am responsible for being your tag team partner in this tournament. I can't let you down..."
...
"Look...I know you're still upset about the whole Camilla thing. I had no idea either. But if that's her way of coping with you hanging out with friends, then quite frankly, you can do much better than her. I say leave her, but if she tries to make another move on either one of us, I'm gonna kick her head off!"
...
"No problemo! And don't worry, we've got this tag team match in the bag. I don't think our opponents are as close as us..."
There is a sudden knock on the door.
"Oops! Sorry gotta go, there's someone at the door. I'll see you at the gym later on? Don't forget to teach me that sunset flip trick thingy okay? Cool...byebye!!"
She hangs up the phone and quickly skips to the door. She opens it and greets the visitor.
"Oh, you must be the promo camera guy! Come in, just give me a minute to get ready..."
"Uhh sure, no problem hun..."
Emi welcomes the cameraman into the hotel room, who looks around with a look of disbelief.
"You're actually staying in this dump?"
"Yeah I know. It's not pleasant...but if people used it before then it must be okay..."
"Well that spider over there seems to like it..."
"What?"
Panic instantly starts to appear on her face as the cameraman points to the corner of the room, where a tiny spider is climbing up the wall.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!!"
In fright, Emi jumps into the arms of the cameraman, who manages to throw the camera onto the couch just in time to catch her. Emi begins to sob on his shoulder.
"Relax kiddo, it's just a tiny little thing. It's probably more afraid of you than it is of it..."
"That's what it wants you to think! Oh please sir, get rid of it for me please! Please! Please!!"
The man sighs before setting Emi down on the couch, next to the camera. He takes a piece of plastic from the floor and shifts the spider onto it before sliding it out of the window. Emi stands back up with a look of relief.
"Oh thank goodness you were here..."
"Anytime doll. Let's just pretend that didn't happen. Now...shall we get rolling?"
Emi nods and sets off to prepare herself, as the cameraman does the same. A few moments later, Emi is standing in front of the camera.
"Okay, we're rolling...anytime you wanna begin..."
With that said, Emi begins.
"Hey what's up MPW guys? The new and improved Emi Yamamoto here! Now I know what you're thinking. New and improved? What does that mean? Well I'll tell you. It means that I am now a 21 year old badass! That's right, no more Little Miss Butterfly, just call me Miss Butterfly from now on! I may still be the youngest member of the roster, but now that I'm a grown up like the rest of you, that doesn't make me the baby anymore! But if you keep on making fun of me then I'm gonna kick your head off!"
She sighs.
"It's a shame about everything that's happened with this whole Laila thing. Camilla, I will never forgive you for the things that you've done. But if you make another move on either me or Taufey, or anyone else I care about for that matter, then I will have no problem beating you up, and since I know who you are now, you cannot hide behind that bird of yours. You hear me? Leave us alone!!"
Another moment to catch her breath.
"But now onto current things. This tag team tournament. Another opportunity to make a name for myself in the tag team division. The last opportunity I had unfortunately did not go the way I would have liked, and the whole Cami thing is still difficult to get over, but now with Taufik by my side, I know that I cannot fail a second time. I'm not saying that it'll be as fun as the Super Shiny Tiger Twins, but Taufey has a lot of experience on his side, and he himself as held one of those shiny belts. He's even been a tag team champion before! He's a really good trainer too, and he's gonna show me how to powerbomb someone soon! The tiger twins couldn't get the job done the first time, but with the experience of Taufey, and with my new badass attitude, we cannot lose!"
Emi suddenly kicks the air.
"Bring it on Tyler Axe! You and your whole Lethal Weapon thing you got going on there. I heard that the word weapon can mean other things...including your winky...so if you think you're gonna use your winky against me then you've got another thing coming! Maybe I'll use my axe kick and chop it off! My axe is way better than your axe, and this Sunday, I'm gonna prove it!"
Behind the camera, the cameraman looks a little disturbed.
"And as for the other guy...the guy who looks like a hobo...Chris Carter I think his name is... You know, I remember you from way back when I first started. I met you a week before I made my debut, but before we could get to know each other, you just got up and left. More importantly, you walked out on my good friend Myra Pwnage. You disappeared for like ever, and now all of a sudden you come back here, looking like you've been living in the gutter, thinking that you're gonna have a shot in this tag team tournament? Well nuh uh! I won't forgive you for leaving Myra, and I'm not gonna let you have this opportunity. You want it so bad? You're gonna have to go through me and Taufey, and that isn't going to be easy. We're better than we've ever been, and we're both serious butt kickers! So go ahead! You can try and knock us off. You can even use your little weapon just like Tyler, but in the end, Taufey's gonna choke you out, and I'm gonna slice you up! And then me and Taufey are gonna go on to win those shiny belts, and there's not a thing that you two, those terror twits, those golden guys, Laila, or even Taufey can do about it! See you on Sunday guys...and prepare to lose!!"
With that said, the camera stops rolling, and Emi falls to her knees, a little exhausted after that promo. She smiles to herself however as the cameraman picks up his equipment.
"Good shoot Emi...and good luck on Sunday."
Emi gets back up and wipes the hair from her face.
"Thanks. You too!"
The cameraman nods before taking his leave. Emi suddenly looks a little bored in the silence. She then decides to go into the kitchen.
"Think I'll go make me some coffee..."
TRIVIA
Did you know that Emi strongly dislikes pickles?
Did you know that Emi strongly dislikes pickles?